Dog

Time for lunch!

And then a snack!

Mmmm! Mmmm!

I’m coming back!

Gimme hot dogs!

Gimme ham!

Don’t want dog food

It’s too bland.

Want a burger!

Smeared with cheese!

I’ll lick you plate

If you please.

Am I a dog?!

I never knew!

I thought I was

A mini-you!

Which means of course

I have a right

To everything you take a bite.

Which means I want

A little treat

Of every single thing you eat!

I’ll beg, I’ll dance

I’ll coochee coo

Feed me everything you chew!

Until the point

Oh can it be

I’m feeling kinda miserably

I cannot run

Or sit or jog

I’m feeling bad

Sick as a dog.

I’ve been eating

Now since noon

It’s been a dog day

Afternoon.

I think I”ll rest

And take a break

But wait! Is what I see…

A STEAK?!